romanamongthestars:

so when i was a clumsy, awkward, closeted middle schooler i used to say i was “as straight as a ruler” when my sexuality was questioned.

at the end of middle school, i finally came out as bisexual to one of my friends and her response was to pull out one of those bendy rulers (you know the kind i’m talking about) and she started to bend it while smiling giddly and saying “i’ve been carrying around this ruler for two years waiting for you to come out”

and that’s my favorite response i’ve ever received when coming out.

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

Livin the life.

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

doggosource:

if u steal car keys human will never leave you alone

zayphora:

so I. uh. made one of those “why not visit the” memes about @searchandrescuewoods ’s stories bc I love them

summersweeet:

via weheartit

angelwings234:

Wow, I didn’t know they made a candle just for Chase Brody!

I wonder what it smells like?

@jackieboymannnn
@lizzie902
@dashingten
@ambientgibberish
@chase-brody-protection-squad
@therealjacksepticeye

buzzfeeduk:

New phone, who dis?

the-suburban-craft:

Which Witch is Which? (or) Or Did Witchcraft encourage women to be feminists?

Hahahahahahhaahhaha

thriftstoreoddities:

For all your divorcee friends

lisztomania-is-a-life-style:

AWWW TORI SWEETIE I’M SORRY 😢

i-am-strong-all-on-my-own:

I am leaving you for me. Whether I am incomplete or you are incomplete is irrelevant. Relationships can only be built with two wholes. I am leaving you to continue to explore myself: the steep, winding paths in my soul, the red, pulsing chambers of my heart. I hope you will do the same. Thank you for all the light and laughter that we have shared. I wish you a profound encounter with yourself.

Peter Schaller

i-am-strong-all-on-my-own:

Someday you’re going to look back on this moment of your life as such a sweet time of grieving. You’ll see that you were in mourning and your heart was broken, but your life was changing.

Elizabeth Gilbert