my dad asked me if my curling iron was a sex toy
HAHAHA AMELIA YOU AND YOUR BLOG NEED TO STOP BEING SO CUTE AND FUNNY ILY
STOP YOURE TOO SWEET TO ME XX
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
i cannot believe that we were robbed of this book scene
This is no joke. These are direct lines from the book.
It get’s better when you realize that the second picture……. is an impala.
… are you sure that those are cows? Are you really, really sure?